Note from earlier: On the way to tonight’s fundraiser, the press van spotted a New Yorker giving the motorcade his middle finger. Unclear whether it was for the president, the press, the traffic jam or something else entirely.
White House Press Office, Fw: Travel pool report #8, July 30, 2012 8:30:59 PM CDT
I return to television this afternoon, just in time to be replaced by video of dancing horses. (I am available to dance like a horse, should MSNBC lose its satellite feed.)
The best way to insure that a lone maniac doesn’t hurt people with guns is to make sure that everyone has guns. Just like the best way to win the war on drugs is to make sure that everyone has more drugs. Same thing with pornography. If you’re watching too much porn it’s probably because the people around you aren’t watching enough porn.
… tho personal experience suggests that if you have enough drugs and porn you’re not going to notice what the people around you are doing anyway. And I GUESS THAT’S A WIN!
The streets were largely lined with people cheering, including one lady jumping up and down, waving her hands and screaming something like “Aiiiiii!”
Obama worked the rope line, and held a chunky baby on his hip, asking him, “How you doin’?” before handing him back to the man who brought him.
He worked the rope line. Lots of teenagers. There was more screaming.
Aiiii. Held a chunky baby. More screaming. This is an Oliver Stone movie.
It is interesting that so much of what happens at the [Episcopalian] General Conventions revolves around sexual issues. Sexual behavior, almost more than any other facet of our lives, involves an urge to do what we want to do, regardless of the rules. The Primal Episcopalian, Henry VIII, split with Rome because he wanted to do what he wanted to do with regard to a sexual issue. Women were allowed to be ordained because, well, women wanted to be priests.
Am I missing something about how wanting to be a priest is a sexual issue? Except if you’re a male Catholic, I mean.
The whole post is pretty hilarious.
This woman is forgetting about someone else that doesn’t understand the impact of stuff — like, say, words.
